For What Hashit’s Worth
(Sung by the Hash House Quartet to the tune “For What It’s Worth” by Buffalo Springfield)
There’s something happening here
But what it is ain’t exactly beer
There’s a hare with a bag over there
Telling me I better not snare
I think it’s time we stop
Hashers, circle ‘round
Everybody lets drink a down down
There’s BT lines being drawn
Nobody’s right if FRB’s are wrong
Dumb hashers checking half-minds
Pulling tons of false trails from their behind
I think it’s time we stop
Hash, gather ‘round
Everybody lets drink a down down
What a field day for the snares
A thousand hashers with cross-hairs
Singing songs and carrying mugs
Mostly saying, “hashshit chug-a-lug”
It’s time we stop
Hey, what’s that sound?
Everybody singing a down down
Snare-anoia strikes deep
Into hashlife it will creep
It starts when you’re laying afraid
Run out of checks, the pack come and bounce you away
We better stop
Hey, what’s that sound?
Everybody look – where’s their down down?
I think it’s time we stop
Hash, gather ‘round
Everybody lets drink a down down
I think it’s time we stop
Hash, gather ‘round
Everybody lets drink a down down
I think it’s time we stop
Hash, gather ‘round
Everybody lets drink a down down
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