Hare Dude
(Sung by the Hash House Quartet to the tune “Hey Jude” by The Beatles)
Hare Dude, don’t lay it bad
Lose your street trail and find some shiggy
Remember to lay it right from the start
And set beer checks, yeah that’s a biggie
Hare Dude, just get it laid
You were made to go out and set her
The minute you get to mark the On In
Then you’ll begin to feel much better
And anytime you get too hot, Hare Dude, fret not
Don’t carry hash ice upon your shoulders
For well you know it ain’t a fool who plays it cool
By making our beer a little colder
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Hare Dude, throw it on down
You have found her, now go and set her
(Lay on out then lay on in)
Remember (Hare Dude) now not to get us all lost
Just get those marks tossed to mark it better
So lay on out and get on in, Hare Dude, begin
You’re waiting for someone to lay trail with
And don’t you know that it’s just you, Hare Dude, just shoo
The powder you need is on your shoulder
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Hare Dude, don’t make us mad
Take a long trail and make it better
Remember to lead us to the On In
Then you’ll be an H3 trail setter
Setter Setter Setter Setter Setter Setter, On
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