Hash Song Parodies Index
- California Hashin’ (2023) Sung to the tune “California Dreamin'” by The Mamas & the Papas)
“On out marks are down (on out marks are down)
And the hares away (and the hares away)
I’ve been to a hash (I’ve been to a hash)
On a SoCal stay (on a SoCal stay)
I’d be drinking beer (I’d be drinking beer)
If they knew how to lay (if they knew how to lay)…”
“Well, you can walk it you can run it
Do the flats or reach the summit at the hash
When the checks all start you spinnin’
You can try but you ain’t winnin’ at the hash
Down the drink libations that are sweepin’ the nation at the hash…”
- If I Only Had Half a Brain (2022) Sung to the Wizard of Oz tune “If I Only Had a Brain” by Judy Garland and Ray Bolger
“I could while away each hour
Chasin’ after flour,
And singin’ in the rain;
“Who said head?” I’d be a thinkin’
While my livers busy drinkin’
‘Cause I’ve only half a brain…”
“A long, long time ago I can still remember how hashers
Weren’t all senile.
Back then I knew DJ Flash Pants
could make all those young hashers dance
And maybe they’d stop drinkin’ for a while.”
“Hare Dude, don’t lay it bad
Lose your street trail and find some shiggy
Remember to lay it right from the start
And set beer checks, yeah that’s a biggie…”
“I want to drink
Don’t want to think
I’ve been a hasher
For a beer that’s cold…”