Hash Boy #58 Sings The Hash Standards

Hash Song Parodies Index

“A long, long time ago I can still remember how hashers
Weren’t all senile.

Back then I knew DJ Flash Pants
could make all those young hashers dance
And maybe they’d stop drinkin’ for a while…”

“Betty tried take me hashin’ rehab, I said, “No, no, no”
Hey Orange ‘n Black now when I check back you’ll know, know, know
I ain’t got the time but those Hash Daddies look so fine
She’s tried take me hashin’ rehab, I won’t go, go, go…”

“And now On In is near
And so we face the final curtain.
My friends lets drink a beer
Or perhaps a case of which I’m not certain…”

“It’s ten o’clock on a Saturday
The regular pack pays their fin.
There’s a B-van parking next to me
Filled with kegs and a map to on-in…”

“When you are hashing, and get busted for flashing
You can always do a
DownDown
When you are haring, and the pack just keeps snaring
You get to drink a
DownDown…”

“Here comes the keg, on-on-on-on, here comes the keg
And I say it’s all right
Fellow hasher, it’s been a long hot lonely hash trail
Fellow hasher, it feels like years since we’ve had beers…”

“There’s something happening here
But what it is ain’t exactly beer
There’s a hare with a bag over there
Telling me I better not snare…”

“Well, you can tell by the way I use my chalk
I’m a haring man, no time to talk
Hashing proud I toot my horn, I’ve been haring trails
Since I was born…”

“Hare Dude, don’t lay it bad
Lose your street trail and find some shiggy
Remember to lay it right from the start
And set beer checks, yeah that’s a biggie…”