New Boots Are Made for Hashin’
(Sung by the Hash House Quartet to the tune “These Boots Are Made for Walkin’ ” by Nancy Sinatra)
You keep sayin’ you’ve got somethin’ for me
Runnin’ to find beer but confess
You’ve been a’layin’ where you shouldn’t’ve been a’layin’
And now someone else is wearing your Red Dress
New boots are made for hashin’
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days new boots are gonna hash all over you (Ya)
You keep drinkin’ when you oughta be thinkin’
And you keep hosing where you oughta not wet
You keep doubting when you oughta be out scouting
Now what’s on is on but you ain’t got off yet
New boots are made for hashin’
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days new boots are gonna hash all over you
You keep flingin’ words you shouldn’t be singin’
And you half thinkin’ that you’ll never get snared (ha)
I just found me a brand new bunch of wenches, yeah
The trails they throws you ain’t had time to learn
New boots are made for hashin’
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days new boots are gonna hash all over you
RU ready, new boots? Start hashin’!
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