Hashcash

(Sung to the tune: Taxman by The Beatles)

One, two, three, four
One, two, three, four

Let me tell you how it will be
There’s trail for you, five bucks for me
‘Cause I’m the hashcash, yeah, I’m the hashcash.

Should five big bucks appear not small
Be thankful I don’t take your ball
‘Cause I’m the hashcash, yeah I’m the hashcash.

If you hare by car, I’ll charge for gas,
If your trail is shit, go back to class.
If you show up late, it’s hashit time,
If you forget beer, that’s a hash crime.

Hashcash
‘Cause I’m the hashcash, yeah, I’m the hashcash.

Don’t ask me what I do this for
Unless you want to lay some more
‘Cause I’m the hashcash, yeah, I’m the hashcash.

Now my advice for those who hare
Cry in your beer cause I don’t care
‘Cause I’m the hashcash, yeah, I’m the hashcash
And you’re laying for no one but me.

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