Beer That’s Cold (2022)

(Sung by the Hash House Quartet to the tune “Heart of Gold” by Neil Young)

I want to drink
Don’t want to think
I’ve been a hasher
For a beer that’s cold
It’s these damn tough checks
I never solve
That keep me searching
For a beer that’s cold
And its getting old
Keep me checking
For a beer that’s cold
And its getting old

I’ve hashed in Hollywood
I’ve hashed in your ‘hood
Got half a notion
For a beer that’s cold
I am a half mind
It’s such a fun time
That keeps me searching
For a beer that’s cold
And its getting old
Keeps me checking
For a beer that’s cold
And its getting old

Keep me searching
For a beer that’s cold
You keep me searching
And its growing old
Keep me checking
For a beer that’s cold
I’ve been a hasher
For a beer that’s cold

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