Let it Pee

(Sung to the tune “Let it Be” by The Beatles)

 

When I find myself with a full bladder, only one thought comes to me

Leaking words of whizdom, let it pee

And in my hour of moistness, don’t be standing right in front of me

Leaking words of whizdom, let it pee

 

Let it pee, let it pee

Let it pee, let it pee

Wetting words of whizdom

Let it pee

 

And when these nearby hashing people ask me what is wrong with me

There will pee the answer, let it pee

For though I may have farted, there is still a chance that I will pee

There will pee an answer, let it pee

 

Let it pee, let it pee

Let it pee, let it pee

Yeah, there will pee an answer

Let it pee

 

Let it pee, let it pee

Let it pee, let it pee

Whizzing words of whizdom

Let it pee

 

Let it pee

Let it pee, let it pee,

Yeah, let it pee

Whizzing words of whizdom

Let it pee

 

And if the stream is running and there’s someone walking up on me

Flow until tomorrow, let it pee

I focus on the beers I’m passing, “you’re in” my thoughts can’t you see

Leaking words of whizdom, let it pee

 

Let it pee, let it pee

Let it pee, yeah, let it pee

There will pee an answer

Let it pee

 

Let it pee, let it pee

Let it pee, yeah, let it pee

There will pee an answer

Let it pee

 

Let it pee, let it pee

Let it pee, yeah, let it pee

Whizzing words of whizdom

Let it pee.

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