Stuck in the Shiggy With You
(Sung to the tune “Stuck in the Middle With You” by Stealers Wheel)
Well I don’t know why I hashed here tonight.
I’ve got the feeling that these marks ain’t right.
I’m so scared that I won’t snare the hare,
And I’m wondering if they’ll run out of beer.
Hounds to the left of me!
Half-minds to the right!
Here I am stuck in the shiggy with you.
Yes I’m stuck in the shiggy with you,
And I’m wondering if I’ll get Hashshit too.
It’s so hard to keep up this mile pace.
Losing trail running all over the place.
Hounds to the left of me!
Half-minds to the right!
Here I am stuck in the shiggy with you.
Then you started with your fartin’
And you’re proud that you’re a half-mind man.
PeeeYoooo-PeeeYooooooh
And your friends they’re on on calling,
Soundin’ like the pack and say
On . . .
On . . .
Trying to make hash sense of it all
But I see you got no on in to call.
Think it’s cool to chase the marks that they hide?
I don’t think that these hares even tried.
Hounds to the left of me!
Half-minds to the right!
Here I am stuck in the shiggy with you.
First you swore you were trail checking
Now you’re proud you’re a short-cuttin’ man
Then your friends they all start singing,
Pull you from the pack and say
Drink . . .
Drink . . .
Well I don’t know why I hashed here tonight.
I’ve got the feeling that these beers ain’t light.
I’m so scared in case they give me a name,
And I’m wondering if I’ll win this hash game.
Hounds to the left of me!
Half-minds to the right!
Here I am stuck in the shiggy with you.
Yes I’m stuck in the shiggy with you . . .
Stuck in the shiggy with you . . .
Here I am stuck in the shiggy with you.
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