Stick Out My Bum
(Sung by the Hash House Quartet to the tune “Soak Up the Sun” by Sheryl Crow)
My friend, the flatulist
Runs circles ‘round FRB’s
I cannot stand his gas
So I’m cuttin’ with SCB’s
I don’t hare much at all
I don’t sing down down songs
Not hashing trails a lot
Hate running ‘round in thongs
I’m gonna stick out my bum
I’m gonna tell everyone to pucker up
I’m gonna tell ’em that I don’t want no hashname
Every time they give names they’re fucking up
I’m gonna stick out my bum
I’m gonna stick out my bum
They are a sweaty mob
They sure smell pretty ripe
They need a shower soon
To rinse off half-mind shiggy
Every time I hash around
I check on up, you’re checking out
Maybe something’s wrong with you
That makes you hash like half-minds do
I’m, I’m gonna stick out my bum
I’m gonna tell everyone to pucker up
I’m gonna tell ’em that I’ve got no dumb hash name
But every time I get drunk I’m rearin’ up
I’m gonna stick out my bum
Let those cheeks breathe
Don’t have no hashing feet
But I still pay hash cash fee
You drink a ton of beer
But baby, I’m the one who has to pee
Every time I hash around
I’m checking up, you’re checking out
Maybe something’s wrong with you
That makes you hash like half-minds do
Maybe I’m a half-mind too
I’m gonna stick out my bum
I’m gonna tell everyone to pucker up
I’m gonna tell ’em that I don’t want no hashname
For every time I feel game I’m baring butt (I’m baring butt)
I’m gonna stick out my bum
I got my brand new Spanx on
So I can moon on
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