California Hashin’
(Sung by the Hash House Quartet to the tune “California Dreamin’ ” by The Mamas & the Papas)
On out marks are down (on out marks are down)
And the hares away (and the hares away)
I’ve been to a hash (I’ve been to a hash)
On a SoCal stay (on a SoCal stay)
I’d be drinking beer (I’d be drinking beer)
If they knew how to lay (if they knew how to lay)
California hashin’ (California hashin’)
On such a winter’s day
Stopped into a pub
I passed along the way
Well, I set down my hash cash (set down my hash cash)
And I intend to pay (I intend to pay)
You know the keeper liked the tips (keeper liked the tips)
She knows I drink all day (knows I drink all day)
California hashin’ (California hashin’)
On such a winter’s day
All the checks are blown (all the checks are blown)
And the packs astray (and the packs astray)
I’ve been to a hash (I’ve been to a hash)
On a virgin’s lay (on a virgin’s lay)
If I was a cutter (if I was a cutter)
I could snare today (I could snare today)
California hashin’ (California hashin’)
On such a winter’s day (California hashin’)
On such a winter’s day (California hashin’)
On such a winter’s day
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