Frequently Unanswered Questions (FUQ)
Q: I have a plastic cup I saved that you did a Down Down from when you visited our hash recently. Will you autograph it for me?
Q: How much does a 10 pound bag of flour weigh? This is for the “All-Purpose Bleached” flour kind.
Q: If a train carrying the Rumson Hash left Penn Station at 7:43AM Eastern Standard time on a cloudy weekday traveling west at 137 MPH and a Greyhound bus carrying the Ann Arbor Hash headed south and stopped at a highway truck stop every 3 hours, who won the National League MVP in 1992?
Q: My son Colby is turning 8 next month and the wife and I were wondering if you are available to perform at kid’s Birthday parties to entertain the kids and tell some of your zany hashing adventure stories. Are you available on weekends and how much do you charge?
Q: Can you hare next week? We need hares, you know how it is.
Q: Who put the Ram in the Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong?