The Hare From Orange County
(Sung to the tune: “The Girl From Ipanema” by Stan Getz & Astrid Gilberto)
Gray and old and bald and ugly
The hare from Orange County goes haring
And when he passes
The hashing lasses go – “ewww!”
When he hares, he’s like a turtle
He moves so slow wearing his girdle
And when he passes
Each one he passes goes – “ewww!”
(Ooh) But I need hares so badly
How can I tell him I hate him
Yes I’ll down-down my beer gladly
But each day, when he scouts trail with me
He trips on the curb, he can’t see
Gray, (and) old, (and) bald, (and) ugly
The hare from Orange County goes haring
And when he passes, I curse
But he doesn’t hear (doesn’t hear)
(He just doesn’t hear, he never hears me…)
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