The results of a recent Hash House Harrier Survey were announced today and it was determined that 4 out of 5 Hashers surveyed recommend Hash Boy Comics. When Hash Boy was reached for comment regarding the Survey result he indicated that his advance instructions to the Survey Company specifically stated not to contact that 5th Hasher who ended up responding as not recommending Hash Boy Comics. A perturbed Hash Boy exclaimed “That fifth guy is a real jerk. He never hares and hardly hashes at all. He maybe shows up for that one hash a year when we do the annual “Bikini Girls Hash” Hash Charity Car Wash event. I don’t think he even knows how to read.”
When reporters asked Hash Boy how he is going to handle the fact that only 4 out of 5 hashers recommend Hash Boy Comics, he explained that a few large Hash Influencers are currently “discussing” that with the 5th hasher down in Hash Boy’s secure beer cellar and are actively working to convince him to update his survey response.