Hashin’ Rehab
(Sung by the Hash House Quartet to the tune “Rehab” by Amy Winehouse)
Betty tried take me hashin’ rehab, I said, “No, no, no”
Hey Orange ‘n Black now when I check back you’ll know, know, know
I ain’t got the time but those Hash Daddies look so fine
She’s tried take me hashin’ rehab, I won’t go, go, go.
I’d rather be at home UK
I don’t need no shiggy lays.
‘Cause there’s nothing, there’s nothing hash can teach me
And I can’t burn in sunny Palm Spring rays.
Don’t yet smell a lot of gas
But I know it soon will -huh come to pass.
Betty tried take me hashin’ rehab, I said, “No, no, no”
Hey Orange ‘n Black now when I check back you’ll know, know, know.
I ain’t got the time but those Hash Daddies look so fine
She’s tried take me hashin’ rehab, I won’t go, go, go.
The man said, “Why do you think we’re queer?”
I said, “I got no idea.
I’m gonna, I’m gonna get hash name me
So I always keep a bottle near.”
He said, “I just think you’re the best!”
This me, “Yeah baby, here’s the rest!”
Betty tried take me hashin’ rehab, I said, “No, no, no”
Hey Orange ‘n Black now when I check back you’ll know, know, know
I don’t ever want one drink again I just, ooh, I just need hash friends
I’m now gonna take ten leaks. Have everyone think I’m one of them.
And it’s not just my pride – it’s just ’til these beers have dried.
Now that I’m here and hashin’ rehab, I want, “MO, MO, MO!”
Hey Orange ‘n Black now when I check back you’ll know, know, know
I can make the time cause you Hash Daddies are so fine
If they try to take you hashin’ rehab, I say “GO, GO, GO!”
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