Hash Boy Denies Toilet Paper Hoarding Accusations

Hash Boy has recently been accused of hoarding massive inventories of various brands of toilet paper, according to local authorities. Published reports claim that several of his neighbors, a plumber and a delivery driver have observed hundreds of cases of toilet paper stacked inside and outside his home. These reports appear to have been corroborated by both private drone video footage and military satellite imagery.

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When questioned by local journalists, Hash Boy vehemently denied the hoarding accusations. He expressed dismay and claims that all of the toilet paper supplies are consumer review product samples he received months ago from all of the toilet paper manufacturers. He further clarified that he is a free-lance writer who is in the process of writing a comprehensive consumer review article on the top ranking toilet paper products.


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