Order of Grand Master Succession
As a public service to the global hashing community, Hash Boy has outlined below the current Grand Master order of succession for your hash kennel. The line of succession of Hash Mismanagement team officers is in the order of their appointment to their current position.
If the GM is incapacitated, drunk, dies, resigns, incarcerated, or is for any reason unable to hold his/her office, or is removed from office, he/she will be replaced in the following order:
- Brewmeister
- RA
- Acting Postmaster General
- Guy over 40 who wears a baseball cap backwards
- Hare-Raiser
- Olympic shot-putter
- Hash Cash
- Walmart Greeter over 75
- Surgeon General
- Any harriette under 5’2” with tattoos
- Secretary of Hashing and Bourbon Development
- Moose Lodge Bartender
- Forklift operators named Glenda or Salvatore
- Webmeister
- Munchmeister
- Barbers named Roy, Harold, Alex or Marion
- Trailmaster
- Lumberjack
- On-Sec
- Hash Flash
I think #10 is a winner EVERY time!