Another Lay
(Sung by the Hash House Quartet to the tune “Another Day” by Paul McCartney)
Every week she makes a morning hash
She gets to hare
Wraps a whistle ’round her as she’s leaving from her hashing lair
It’s just another lay
Slippin’ on shig stockings
Steppin’ in hash shoes
Puttin’ the hare chalk in her happicoat
It’s just another lay
In the shiggy where the bushes grow she takes a leak
Drank way too much coffee and now she is pissing out a lake
It’s just another lay
Chalk Chalk Chalk Chalk Chalk Chalk
It’s just another lay
Chalk Chalk Chalk Chalk Chalk Chalk
It’s just another lay
So fast, so fast
Those FRB’s run so fast
Alone in the shiggy she will lurk
While the dumb FRB’s run her circle jerk
No fair!
Can’t get snared now
They always come when she’s hare
But she weaves thru her lay… so rad
Sometimes she feels so rad
As she marks another BT to confuse the pack
Hashers still surround her and she finds it hard to keep them back
It’s just another lay
Chalk Chalk Chalk Chalk Chalk Chalk
It’s just another lay
Chalk Chalk Chalk Chalk Chalk Chalk
It’s just another lay
So lost, so lost
Sometimes she gets so lost
Alone in the shiggy she will hide
Til her sweet cohare comes and gives her a ride
No…way!
Won’t get snared now
They always come when she lays
But she weaves thru her lay… so rad
Sometimes she feels so rad
Every week she makes a morning hash
She gets to hare
Wraps a whistle ’round her as she’s leaving from her hashing lair
It’s just another lay
Slippin’ on shig stockings
Steppin’ in hash shoes
Puttin’ the hare chalk in her happicoat
It’s just another lay
Chalk Chalk Chalk Chalk Chalk Chalk
It’s just another lay
Chalk Chalk Chalk Chalk Chalk Chalk
It’s just another lay
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