At the Hash
(Sung by the Hash House Quartet to the tune “At the Hop” by Danny & the Juniors)
On-On-On-On
On-On-On-On
On-On-On-On
On-On-On-On, at the hash
Well, you can walk it you can run it
Do the flats or reach the summit at the hash
When the checks all start you spinnin’
You can try but you ain’t winnin’ at the hash
Down the drink libations that are sweepin’ the nation at the hash
Let’s go to the hash
Let’s go to the hash (yo beer me)
Let’s go to the hash (yo beer me)
Let’s go to the hash
On on, let’s go to the hash
Well, you can chase it you can snare it
Got a tee shirt you can wear it at the hash
Where the jockey box is coolest
Ice cold beers are on the brew list at the hash
Those harriettes are as hot as it gets at the hash
Let’s go!
Let’s go to the hash
Let’s go to the hash (yo beer me)
Let’s go to the hash (yo beer me)
Let’s go to the hash
On on, let’s go to the hash
Let’s go!
Well, you can walk it you can run it
Do the flats or reach the summit at the hash
When the checks all start you spinnin’
You can try but you ain’t winnin’ at the hash
Down the drink libations that are sweepin’ the nation at the hash
You can swing low you can suck toe
You might even let some gas go at the hash
Where the whistles are the loudest
And those hashnames make you proudest at the hash
All the hares and hounds
Get to act like clowns
At the hash
Let’s go!
Let’s go to the hash
Let’s go to the hash (yo beer me)
Let’s go to the hash (yo beer me)
Let’s go to the hash
On on, let’s go to the hash
Let’s go!
On-On-On-On
On-On-On-On
On-On-On-On
On-On-On-On, at the hash!
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