Hashcash
(Sung to the tune “Taxman” by The Beatles)
One, two, three, four
One, two (one, two, three, four)
Let me tell you how it will be
There’s trail for you, five bucks for me
‘Cause I’m the Hashcash
Yeah, I’m the Hashcash.
Should five big bucks appear not small
Be thankful I don’t take your balls
‘Cause I’m the Hashcash
Yeah I’m the Hashcash.
If you hare by car, I’ll charge for gas,
If your trail is shit, I’ll kick your ass.
If you show up late, that’s a hash crime,
If you forget beer, it’s Hashshit time.
Hashcash
‘Cause I’m the Hashcash
Yeah, I’m the Hashcash.
Don’t ask me what I do this for
(On On Mr. Gispert)
Unless you want to pay some more
(On On Father G)
‘Cause I’m the Hashcash
Yeah, I’m the Hashcash.
Now my advice for those who hare (Hashcash)
Cry in your beer cause I don’t care (Hashcash)
‘Cause I’m the Hashcash
Yeah, I’m the Hashcash
And ain’t no one here hashing for free (Hashcash).
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