Hashing on a Trail with Half-minds
(Sung by the Hash House Quartet to the tune “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” by The Beatles)
Picture yourself on a trail in the shiggy
With alcohol trees and jello-shot skies
Some hasher calls On, you answer quite slowly
Damn hares with their pre-run brief lies
Following flour hits fallow and lean
Running in dress colored red
Check out the girl with the fun in her thighs
And she’s On
Hashing on a trail with half-minds
Hashing on a trail with half-minds
Hashing on a trail with half-minds
Ah
Follow trail down to a check by a mountain
Where sweaty hash people climb backtracks that rise
Dumbshit hare smiles as you drift past their flour
They hoard like they’re saving for pies
YBF BT’s appear all the more
Waiting to mess up your day
Scurry on back to the pack full of hounds
And they’re gone
Hashing on a trail with half-minds
Hashing on a trail with half-minds
Hashing on a trail with half-minds
Ah
Picture yourself on a trail in a creek bed
With big rounded boulders of Dolly P size
Suddenly someone is there at the beer check
The girl with the fun in her thighs
Hashing on a trail with half-minds
Hashing on a trail with half-minds
Hashing on a trail with half-minds
Ah
Hashing on a trail with half-minds
Hashing on a trail with half-minds
Hashing on a trail with half-minds
Ah
Hashing on a trail with half-minds
Hashing on a trail with half-minds
Hashing on a trail with half-minds
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