Here Comes the Keg (2020)

(Sung by the Hash House Quartet to the tune “Here Comes the Sun” by The Beatles)

Here comes the keg, on-on-on-on, here comes the keg

And I say it’s all right

Fellow hasher, it’s been a long hot lonely hash trail

Fellow hasher, it feels like years since we’ve had beers

Here comes the keg, on-on-on-on, here comes the keg

And I say it’s all right

Fellow hasher, the suds returning to our vessels

Fellow hasher, it seems like years since we’ve drank beer

Here comes the keg, on-on-on-on, here comes the keg

And I hope it ain’t light

Keg, keg, keg, here it comes

Fellow hasher, I taste that nectar sweetly flowing

Fellow hasher, it’s nice to have cold beers so near

Here comes the keg, on-on-on-on, here comes the keg

And I say it’s all right

Here comes the keg, on-on-on-on, here comes the keg

It’s all right

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