O.C.H.3.
(Sung to the tune “Y.M.C.A.” by Village People)
Old man, pick yourself off the floor
I said, old man, get your ass out the door
I said, old man, go and buy a new cane
There’s no need to wear a nappy
Old man, there’s a hash you can go
I said, old man, when your blood pressure’s low
You can hash there, and I’m sure you will find
Many gray, demented half-minds
It’s fun to hash at the OCH3
It’s fun to hash at the OCH3
They have everything for old men to enjoy
You can hang out with old Hash Boys
It’s fun to hash at the OCH3
It’s fun to hash at the OCH3
You won’t see any teens, they will pre-chew your meals
They even have hash chairs with wheels
Old man, are you listening to me?
I said, old man, you say you need to pee?
I said, old man, you can nap in your dreams
They only sing one dumb hash song
Old man did you just wet yourself?
I said, old man, get your teeth off the shelf
And just go there, to the OCH3
I’m sure they’ll have prune juice today
It’s fun to hash at the OCH3
It’s fun to hash at the OCH3
Their hash color is gray
They can’t hear what you say
You use A_A_R_P to pay
It’s fun to hash at the OCH3
It’s fun to hash at the OCH3
You won’t see any teens, they will pre-chew your meals
They even have hash chairs with wheels
Old man, don’t wear hush puppy shoes
If so, you will make big hashshit news
Their RA don’t care if you’re alive
They’ll play Bingo for sure tonight
I’m glad someone came up to me
And yelled, old man, there’s a hash up the street
There’s a pack there called the OCH3
They’ll restart your heart beat some way
It’s fun to hash at the OCH3
It’s fun to hash at the OCH3
They have everything for old men to enjoy
You can hang out with Myrna Loy
O C H 3
It’s fun to hash at the OCH3
Old man, old man
It’s time for DownDowns
Old man, old man you’re now one of the hounds
OCH3
It’s fun to hash at the OCH3
Old man, old man
It’s time for DownDowns
Old man, old man you’re now one of the hounds
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