Hash Boy #58 Sings The Hash Standards

Hash Song Parodies Index

“Think of your fellow hare

It’s only fair to share

Pour a little beer in their mug

You see it’s getting late

No, don’t make hashers wait

Pour a little beer in their mug…”

“One, two, three, four
One, two, three, four

Let me tell you how it will be
There’s trail for you, five bucks for me
‘Cause I’m the Hashcash, yeah, I’m the Hashcash…”

“On a warm Friday evening

Near a trail layed by some hares

I ran into The Hasher

We were both too tired to think

So we took turns a-drinkin’

From my keg there in the shiggy

Then hashdumb overtook us

And he began to sing…”

“Old man, pick yourself off the floor

I said, old man, get your ass out the door

I said, old man, go and buy a new cane 

There’s no need to wear a nappy…”

“Well I don’t know why I hashed here tonight.

I’ve got the feeling that these marks ain’t right.

I’m so scared that I won’t snare the hare,

And I’m wondering if they’ll run out of beer…”

“My friend, the flatulist

Runs circles ‘round FRB’s

I cannot stand his gas

So I’m cuttin’ with SCB’s…”

“You keep sayin’ you’ve got somethin’ for me

Runnin’ to find beer but confess

You’ve been a’layin’ where you shouldn’t’ve been a’layin’

And now someone else is wearing your Red Dress…”

“Picture yourself on a trail in the shiggy

With alcohol trees and jello-shot skies

Some hasher calls On, you answer quite slowly

Damn hares with their pre-run brief lies…”

“On out marks are down (on out marks are down)

And the hares away (and the hares away)

I’ve been to a hash (I’ve been to a hash)

On a SoCal stay (on a SoCal stay)

I’d be drinking beer (I’d be drinking beer)

If they knew how to lay (if they knew how to lay)…”

“Well, you can walk it you can run it

Do the flats or reach the summit at the hash

When the checks all start you spinnin’

You can try but you ain’t winnin’ at the hash

Down the drink libations that are sweepin’ the nation at the hash…”

“I could while away each hour
Chasin’ after flour,
And singin’ in the rain;
“Who said head?” I’d be a thinkin’
While my livers busy drinkin’
‘Cause I’ve only half a brain…”

“Every week she makes a morning hash
She gets to hare
Wraps a whistle ’round her as she’s leaving from her hashing lair
It’s just another lay…”

“Betty tried take me hashin’ rehab, I said, “No, no, no”
Hey Orange ‘n Black now when I check back you’ll know, know, know
I ain’t got the time but those Hash Daddies look so fine
She’s tried take me hashin’ rehab, I won’t go, go, go…”

“A long, long time ago I can still remember how hashers
Weren’t all senile.

Back then I knew DJ Flash Pants
could make all those young hashers dance
And maybe they’d stop drinkin’ for a while.”

“And now On In is near
And so we face the final curtain.
My friends lets drink a beer
Or perhaps a case of which I’m not certain…”

“It’s ten o’clock on a Saturday
The regular pack pays their fin.
There’s a B-van parking next to me
Filled with kegs and a map to on-in…”

“When you are hashing, and get busted for flashing
You can always do a
DownDown
When you are haring, and the pack just keeps snaring
You get to drink a
DownDown…”

“Here comes the keg, on-on-on-on, here comes the keg
And I say it’s all right
Fellow hasher, it’s been a long hot lonely hash trail
Fellow hasher, it feels like years since we’ve had beers…”

“There’s something happening here
But what it is ain’t exactly beer
There’s a hare with a bag over there
Telling me I better not snare…”

“Well, you can tell by the way I use my chalk
I’m a haring man, no time to talk
Hashing proud I toot my horn, I’ve been haring trails
Since I was born…”

“Hare Dude, don’t lay it bad
Lose your street trail and find some shiggy
Remember to lay it right from the start
And set beer checks, yeah that’s a biggie…”

“When I find myself with a full bladder, only one thought comes to me
Leaking words of whizdom, let it pee
And in my hour of moistness, don’t be standing right in front of me
Leaking words of whizdom, let it pee…”

“I want to drink
Don’t want to think
I’ve been a hasher
For a beer that’s cold…”

Hash Boy playing accordian and saying "I authored a couple of new verses to S&M Man, but nobody wants to hear them!"